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[illtempered]

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un. whittemore

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[sheriffing]

You know he's human. You probably smelled him.

He grew up on a space station after a nuclear apocalypse.

[illtempered]

Aliens could smell human. I wouldn't know. Aliens are capable of a lot. They're. Aliens.

( Can't they look like humans when they want? Don't they? )

He wins for most insane story. Does he have radiation poisoning? He's not dying, is he

( The funny thing is, he's not concerned. He just wants to know if he shouldn't drink in proximity to the dying man from space. Space cancer is probably ten times worse than Earth cancer. Maybe even dangerous to werewolves. )

[sheriffing]

He's not an alien. He's very human.

[ no one would know better than Emma.]

You haven't heard everyone's story yet. And no. If he dies, I'll kill him.

[illtempered]

Good.

So, were you going to reprimand me for almost breaking your door or are you fishing for what I think of your life partner.

[sheriffing]

You almost broke our door?

[ look at that, apparently they don't tell each other everything.]

Neither. I heard you were upset, thought I'd check in.

[illtempered]

I wasn't upset, I was livid. This place took away my choice. It's something I have history with and I did not leave Beacon Hills behind to become yet another master's lizard sock puppet.

Your door's fine. Bellamy made a crack about coming inside before I break it down. And billing me. I may have used excessive force when I knocked.

( He may have pounded on the door, even. )

[sheriffing]

Lizard? I thought you were a werewolf?

You know I'm not the one who trapped us here, right?

[ don't take it out on her door, Jackson!]

[illtempered]

( Damn it, Emma. )

Lucky me, my bite triggered something else first. No, you don't get the long story, yes I'm both. I can change at will. I have an entire spiel usually when I explain it but I'm too tired right now. And what I really am isn't common knowledge.

No. I don't know that. Tell me again how you didn't capture all of us and your life partner. Please.

[sheriffing]

So, if you're both - are you cold blooded or warm blooded?

[ that's Emma Swan, asking the important questions.]

You can use his name, it's Bellamy.

[illtempered]

I run hot, it's parts of me that are more lizard. Warm.

I know you and BELLAMY did not trap me here.

[sheriffing]

...Noted.

That's better.

[illtempered]

Glad to oblige.

[sheriffing]

You're always going to be angry about being trapped here. I've been stuck for a year now, it doesn't go away.

[illtempered]

( He knows firsthand how rare it is for anger to dissipate. )

I know.

Is this where you say, that's why we all need to stick together? I've never braided friendship bracelets before, they tend to clash with more expensive accessories.

[sheriffing]

It sounds like that's what you want me to say.

[illtempered]

Then I should say something else. Avoid the cliches.

[sheriffing]

Something tells me you couldn't handle becoming a cliche.

[illtempered]

I'd sooner down a 40 of wolfsbane.

[sheriffing]

I figured.

I'm making tacos tonight. Should I make extra?

[illtempered]

( Free tacos. And company. He could cook for himself, go out to a restaurant. Or. )

I'll bring tequila. Or whatever passes for tequila here.

[sheriffing]

Works for me. We need all the alcohol we can get.