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[illtempered]

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un. whittemore

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[illtempered]

( He knows firsthand how rare it is for anger to dissipate. )

I know.

Is this where you say, that's why we all need to stick together? I've never braided friendship bracelets before, they tend to clash with more expensive accessories.

[sheriffing]

It sounds like that's what you want me to say.

[illtempered]

Then I should say something else. Avoid the cliches.

[sheriffing]

Something tells me you couldn't handle becoming a cliche.

[illtempered]

I'd sooner down a 40 of wolfsbane.

[sheriffing]

I figured.

I'm making tacos tonight. Should I make extra?

[illtempered]

( Free tacos. And company. He could cook for himself, go out to a restaurant. Or. )

I'll bring tequila. Or whatever passes for tequila here.

[sheriffing]

Works for me. We need all the alcohol we can get.