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[illtempered]

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un. whittemore

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[illtempered]

Good.

So, were you going to reprimand me for almost breaking your door or are you fishing for what I think of your life partner.

[sheriffing]

You almost broke our door?

[ look at that, apparently they don't tell each other everything.]

Neither. I heard you were upset, thought I'd check in.

[illtempered]

I wasn't upset, I was livid. This place took away my choice. It's something I have history with and I did not leave Beacon Hills behind to become yet another master's lizard sock puppet.

Your door's fine. Bellamy made a crack about coming inside before I break it down. And billing me. I may have used excessive force when I knocked.

( He may have pounded on the door, even. )

[sheriffing]

Lizard? I thought you were a werewolf?

You know I'm not the one who trapped us here, right?

[ don't take it out on her door, Jackson!]

[illtempered]

( Damn it, Emma. )

Lucky me, my bite triggered something else first. No, you don't get the long story, yes I'm both. I can change at will. I have an entire spiel usually when I explain it but I'm too tired right now. And what I really am isn't common knowledge.

No. I don't know that. Tell me again how you didn't capture all of us and your life partner. Please.

[sheriffing]

So, if you're both - are you cold blooded or warm blooded?

[ that's Emma Swan, asking the important questions.]

You can use his name, it's Bellamy.

[illtempered]

I run hot, it's parts of me that are more lizard. Warm.

I know you and BELLAMY did not trap me here.

[sheriffing]

...Noted.

That's better.

[illtempered]

Glad to oblige.

[sheriffing]

You're always going to be angry about being trapped here. I've been stuck for a year now, it doesn't go away.

[illtempered]

( He knows firsthand how rare it is for anger to dissipate. )

I know.

Is this where you say, that's why we all need to stick together? I've never braided friendship bracelets before, they tend to clash with more expensive accessories.

[sheriffing]

It sounds like that's what you want me to say.

[illtempered]

Then I should say something else. Avoid the cliches.

[sheriffing]

Something tells me you couldn't handle becoming a cliche.

[illtempered]

I'd sooner down a 40 of wolfsbane.

[sheriffing]

I figured.

I'm making tacos tonight. Should I make extra?

[illtempered]

( Free tacos. And company. He could cook for himself, go out to a restaurant. Or. )

I'll bring tequila. Or whatever passes for tequila here.

[sheriffing]

Works for me. We need all the alcohol we can get.